When you save a life, you get to take a life, right? I'm going to look for a clown hooker, if that's the case. ( Wanna read all about the life I saved? It's only a bird's life, if that helps you manage your time better. Which tells me you hate birds. Mm hm. )

Got my first mini-sun burn this weekend while putting in the garden. YAY WARMTH. Except for how my shoulders are a little ouchie. I always forget to hit my shoulder blades with the sun screen. One day that skin will turn into a pair of leathery angel wings and my dream of becoming the embodiment of an Affliction t-shirt will come true ( Read more... )

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Grumpy grumpy grumpy today. The Mr. left for a week long trip, starting off a 10 month-long project of weekly travel. He also woke me by giving me a rundown of what was wrong with everyone [the boy woke up late, there wasn't any bread - I went to the store yesterday, called and ASKED IF I NEEDED TO GET ANYTHING, the dogs puked on the rug, gah], ( Read more... )

i am NOT going out in this kind of wind any more. No, really. I had to stop THREE TIMES to catch my breath and keep my gorge down, I was working so hard just to keep moving. I've been hitting a solid 9 minute mile (walking) and today that was shot to hell. Well, about 10 minute miles today. Nonetheless, I came back cranky and fussy and ( Read more... )

I have mentioned that I hate the wind, yes? Because I do. Like, mortal enemy hatred. Why do I live on the black land prairie again? 45 mph gusts, steady wind of 25 mph. 8 miles today, and I'm worn the hell out from being beaten around by that dastardly wind. And I don't know how it manages it, but I left the house in one direction, came back ( Read more... )